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Piss On Your Face 

1. The ultimate insult. When you tell someone you piss on their face, it demeans them, makes them feel less human, and essentially tells them that you own them.

2. Requesting for someone to piss on your face makes you a whore or a bitch.

3. In "Wasting My Time" by Default replace, everytime they sing the words "Wasting My Time", replace them with "Piss On Your Face" and you instantly have the Piss On Your Face song.
Mario: Dan, your mother is a whore.
Dan: Don't make me piss on your face Mario.
Piss On Your Face by Bonez April 13, 2003

Piss On Your Balls 

Piss On Your Balls
1. The act of royally screwing things up.
2. Consistently failing to deliver.
3. Having a penis too small to urinate without dripping on your testicals.

Abbreviated as P.O.Y.B.
Why would we want to use Kurt and his team? They regularly Piss on their balls. You are a retard. You always piss on your balls.
Piss On Your Balls by D.D.L. November 14, 2011

not on your nelly 

cockney rhyming slang for not on your life. nelly rhymes with smelly, which leads to smelly breath, breath leads to breathing to keep alive, leading to not on your life.
Martin: 'will you stroke my furry badger?'

Jon: 'Not on your nelly!'
not on your nelly by MsMatronic August 7, 2005

trip on your lip 

sticking one's lower lip out do to pouting, sulking, being in bad mood, being moody, being petulant, frowning, grouchy, grumpy, making a long face, making a moue, moping. Usually happens when one doesn't get their way.
You can't have everything your way. Don't trip on your lip.
trip on your lip by tippizee January 19, 2010

scoring on your own net 

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.
1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.

leach on your donkey 

Tailgator behind you.
Better watch that leach on your donkey, I think he's been sniffin' no doze and drinkin' air wick by the way he drives!
leach on your donkey by byrd77 January 6, 2009