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half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.
Sorry! My half cancer is acting up
by Astreet13 February 3, 2017
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Half Sacker

A dude with only one testicle.
The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.

My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
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Half-of-a-sister

Chloe Bourgeoisie calls Zoe Lee her half of a sister.
Person: what’s a sister called when her mother is your mom but you have different fathers
Chloe: half-of-a-sister?
Person: R A C I S T
by Delete this account now July 24, 2023
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Half off

When a male or female starts to give their partner a handjob but stops halfway through.
Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!
by Your boi Bailey February 17, 2017
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Half Watching

When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.
Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."
by Tswole August 9, 2015
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half a yard

Refers to a fifty dollar bill, as a one hundred dollar bill slang is a "yard"
Can you lend me a half a yard would mean fifty dollars, similarly can you spot me a yard would mean person is requesting a $100.00 loan.
by Cyril nashCCyril Nash December 17, 2017
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meth and a half

dimorian johnson
dimorian: puts a hotdog on top of the bread instead of in the bread
me: that’s meth and a half
by trysaratops October 11, 2022
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