BJ

Book about Jesus

Hey do you want a BJ?
Yes I love Jesus

by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD December 10, 2020

bj styles

To give a voilent blowjob to someone

hey, i heard you got a bj. yeah bj styles crazy stuff.

by mike-TTL May 2, 2011

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018

Dry BJ

A blowjob given after consuming a sleeve of saltine crackers.

Also known as "cracker barrel" "cracker chowder" and "cottonmouth bj"

"Man, my lady gave me a dry bj last night that had me chowdering in seconding."

by SparkleSmartyPants June 23, 2018

Bj go large

An extremely large erection that is nearly the size of the pyramid of gheeza, typically known an an “over-sized erection”.

“Hi Andy, how was your night with Jessica?”
“Oh it was so good, she was really impressed cause I got a bj go large”

“Wow that’s awesome”

by Slagbag90 March 12, 2019

bj ending

When yo girl gives you a Bj you cum so hard that she takes a big gulp

Oh i totally got a Bj ending last night

by Bj ending August 23, 2016

Give your bf a BJ day

March 24th is officially known as give your bf a BJ day, if you don't give him a BJ until completion then you don't get head from him for a month.

"Babe, unzip your trousers, today is give your bf a BJ day"

by Not_Owwn March 24, 2023