Musket blast

Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.

While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.

by Evan "Bonzof" June 19, 2008

skutter blast

When a chick or dude takes a shit and it explodes out of their ass so perfusley it sprays everywhere.

my shit this morning was a skutter blast

by DamzeL June 6, 2011

Brooklyn Blast

A beer with high alcohol content that tempts Hatian men into sailing the stormy seas as a butt pirate.

One more Brooklyn Blast and Newson will be plundering for man booty.

by Anonimato October 19, 2017

res blast

the act of hitting a dry bowl(no weed in it) in order to heat and cherry the pot resin to get high. often done the week after a working pot head quits his or her job.

Rusty: shit man i have no pot.

Dale me either lets just res blast these pipes.

by azsjkhbnmgtr February 8, 2010

penis blasted

When you cum so hard that you get thrown out of a vagina.

Last night I penis blasted this girl so hard that I got thrown against the wall

by Spice and Nice January 25, 2017

Baja Blasting

When you escape your prison at home leaving your kids behind to go to taco bell and do a huge blast of heroin while nodding and waiting for your baja blast.

The soccer mom in the minivan is nodding out. She was definitely baja blasting.

by CeeJayBee1981 September 21, 2020

bible blasting

When God’s word is blasted up your ass.

The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.

by Ass blasternaught February 15, 2018