tom-"hey what are you doing for spring break?"
jeff-"sleeping till noon, and not attempting to get up or wear pants."
jeff-"sleeping till noon, and not attempting to get up or wear pants."
by bitchimgod March 29, 2010
A much needed break from your children. A week or more of recess from the drudgery of parenting, usually provided by grandparents or any sucker willing to take your kids.
by RachRiot July 18, 2011
1.Breaking Dawn, the last book of the very popular Twilight saga, which the twilighters have been so excited to read. The book is a horiible fanfiction. It sucked, and it strayed from the opther books, that actually made sense.
2.A thing to burn after reading.
3.A book of pedowolves, a whiny girl who can't stop crying, and the magnificent burning vampire
2.A thing to burn after reading.
3.A book of pedowolves, a whiny girl who can't stop crying, and the magnificent burning vampire
by JeshikaHatake June 28, 2009
by Zimfast May 15, 2013
There's a social situation and everyone wants to do something, but nobody wants to be the first person. The first person that does so is breaking hearts.
Derived from the card game Hearts.
Derived from the card game Hearts.
Everyone wanted some candy from the communal bowl, but we were all waiting until someone else would break hearts.
by jeeneeus October 11, 2009
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
I fucked up and tried to fix it but everyones left my Party, getting kicked out your job at the worst time for anyone else to pick up the torch.
“I know that there will be many people who are relieved, and perhaps quite a few who will also be disappointed.
“And I want you to know how sad I am to be giving up the best job in the world, but thems the breaks.”
“And I want you to know how sad I am to be giving up the best job in the world, but thems the breaks.”
by Fellowkids July 07, 2022