Corn patty

When your minding your own business on a back road downtown, and see a huge pile of Shit on the sidewalk.
"Hey joey, wheres the.. HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS.. EWW!!"

"Dé Merè, warned us of sniffing around for those corn pattys everywhere"
by 13AquaOrbit May 19, 2019
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Corn Sludge

derrogitory/slang term for HFCS
Most drinks have corn sludge in them, not pure sugar.
Corn Sludge has replaced sugar in sodas.
by M0T0RH3D November 05, 2006
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corn bumps

Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.
I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.
by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019
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Corn Modulator

A mixed drink composed primarily of grain alcohol, corn whiskey, and corn syrup.
Person One: Dude, check out the corn modulator I made! Want a sip?

Person Two: Jesus, dude, no way. That thing looks like it would kill you.
by Harframic Dioxide November 02, 2022
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Bobbing for corn

The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.
Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.
by JoshTheObscure May 25, 2019
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Corned Sausage

Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.
I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out
by Xx_Cr33p3r_M4n_xX April 30, 2022
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corn kisser

another word for "asshole,butthole, and The Brown Eye"
by JakoTheDova September 07, 2017
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