The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
by Dick Onchin February 24, 2023
A sexual act where the female gets down on all fours. The male then proceeds to mount the female, tie a belt around her neck, and kick her in the sides whilst violently snapping the makeshift reins. The act ends when the man screams “You’re alright girl”,before aggressively ejaculating all over the back of the woman
Person one: hey wanna go get some Italian.
Person two: I can’t I’m still recovering from the Domesticated Cowboy
Person two: I can’t I’m still recovering from the Domesticated Cowboy
by Arthur Morgan 1889 March 02, 2020
Happy hour at a western bar or saloon that old cowboys frequent, to tell stories to everyone and no one.
My afternoon is going to be so much better if ole Rockne is down at Slopeside’s Cowboy Poetry drinking a bourbon!
by HelloBrisket April 28, 2021
A male, usually a teenager still in high school, who attempts to emulate a true country man wearing cowboy boots and going overkill on camo while speaking with a fake southern accent. In reality these individuals have never worked a day in their life, grew up in preppy suburbs, and don't know hunting outside of the show Duck Dynasty. Many times they can go from wearing cowboy boots and flannels to wearing Abercrombie or some other expensive name-brand clothing in a period of just 24 hours.
Guy 1: "I swear Bobby was wearing cowboy boots and camo yesterday. Whats up with the American Eagle shirt and khakis today?"
Guy 2: "He's just another abercrombie cowboy bro. He drives a Prius too."
Guy 2: "He's just another abercrombie cowboy bro. He drives a Prius too."
by ALittleFartherSouth March 17, 2014
a dallas based football team.
THEY SUCK BALLS!!!!! DO NOT EVER DEFEND, SUPPORT, OR WATCH THEM (UNlESS THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE). also NEVER WEAR AnyTHING COWBOYS-RELATED!!!!
THEY SUCK BALLS!!!!! DO NOT EVER DEFEND, SUPPORT, OR WATCH THEM (UNlESS THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE). also NEVER WEAR AnyTHING COWBOYS-RELATED!!!!
by goallllllllllll January 30, 2009
1.A team that you hate because at some point in your sad life, they came to town and destroyed your team. Thus making your childhood a little more depressing.
2.A team you hate so much that you have a "go to" memory of your team beating the Cowboys. Cowboys fans however forget how many times they have beaten your team, and therefore don't give a shit about the aborition that is your "go to" memory.
3.A team that if you hate, renders you completely incapable of comprehending math percentages.
(example)
Man 1:"The cowboys are a bunch of criminals. T.O, Pacman, Tank Johnson, the whole team is a bunch of thugs and criminals".
Man 2:"T.O is a moron, but not a criminal. Pacman yes, Tank Johnson yes. But, 2 people would not make a team of 53 players a team full of criminals. Are you a crazy person?
2.A team you hate so much that you have a "go to" memory of your team beating the Cowboys. Cowboys fans however forget how many times they have beaten your team, and therefore don't give a shit about the aborition that is your "go to" memory.
3.A team that if you hate, renders you completely incapable of comprehending math percentages.
(example)
Man 1:"The cowboys are a bunch of criminals. T.O, Pacman, Tank Johnson, the whole team is a bunch of thugs and criminals".
Man 2:"T.O is a moron, but not a criminal. Pacman yes, Tank Johnson yes. But, 2 people would not make a team of 53 players a team full of criminals. Are you a crazy person?
I bleed Dallas Cowboys. But this year(08/09) they played like a bunch of butt-fucking quiters. Absolutely unacceptable. We have a completed roster, with depth, and laden with talent. Make it a complete TEAM, and make amends next year.
by Scoobysnacks30 January 27, 2009
by mobes May 15, 2005