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Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.
Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!
by wopalicious July 13, 2009
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newjack

1.) Jerome "Newjack" Young. The most hardcore professional wrestler of ALL time. Former bounty hunter, with four justifiable homicides to his credit. Known for his profficient use of weaponry. Including such objects as trash cans, vacumns, crutches, and staple guns.

2.) Any quick, random mugging. In which the assailant exits, as abruptly as he enters.
"I watched this guy get smoked for his Ipod. It was the worst newjack I ever saw!"
by D. Gould July 27, 2006
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newfoundglory

by tom delonge October 12, 2003
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Newfie Breath Mint

That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.
I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.
by nickpapageorgio February 8, 2008
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newman

(to nehw-mahn)-v., to engage in socially awkward behaviors such as preying upon college-aged females; to arrive at events in which one is unwelcome; to aggrandize oneself with items such as $500 italian suites, nipple rings, motorcycles, chin pubes, and oversized pick-up trucks; to attempt to impress females via parallel parking into incredibly tiny spots; to engage in hawk-like behaviors between disappearing acts. (other variations to newmanize, newmanate, newmaner, newmanizingly, newmanation, newmanicious, newmanous)
"I totally got newmanned last night"
"His newmanating is really obnoxious"
"Dude, you are being newmanicious"
"Stop newmannating, seriously"
by XTMGL April 28, 2008
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Nefarious

The act of getting raged easilly, a person who is scared of everything and anything and easilly gets raged
Guy: Hey jacob your a noob
Jacob: OMG NO IM NOT BRB CRYING
Guy: LOL UR A NEFARIOUS
by bogey3 July 5, 2009
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Randy Newman

n. - a no-talent ass-clown, seemingly beloved by thousands or possibly tens of thousands.
No, Randy Newman. You don't got a friend in me.
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