Not to be confused with stealing kids (aka kidnapping) man-napping is a slightly insane single middle aged woman stealing hot sexy men, holding them hostage in their apartment.
*After watching frontier on Netflix, planning on Man-napping Jason Momoa . He will be tied up on my couch.
*After man-napping Chris Helmsworth I now eat manwich off his abs.
*After man-napping Chris Helmsworth I now eat manwich off his abs.
by Venomhead December 17, 2018
An Epic Nap can be defined as a nap that satisfies the following three conditions upon the waking of the subject:
1. subject's pillow cannot be dry
2. subject must be in the same position as he/she/it was when he/she/it fell asleep
3. subject completely loses track of time and/or space, to the point of delusion.
1. subject's pillow cannot be dry
2. subject must be in the same position as he/she/it was when he/she/it fell asleep
3. subject completely loses track of time and/or space, to the point of delusion.
I came home from school one day, walked into my bedroom, laid on my bed, and fell asleep. When I woke up, I hadn't moved, my pillow was soaked, and I was confused. The clock said 8:30, and I thought I was late for school, yet something wasn't right, because it was still dark outside. Then, I realized I had just taken an epic nap.
by GoodOne1 June 24, 2010
by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010
Naps gyal will eat you up and spit you out. Naps gyal are the epiphany of horn. If you get link with a nos gyal, good fucking luck.
by typical presman 12000 December 09, 2021
by Anicxo918 May 12, 2010
it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper.
Man work sucks today, i'm gonna go take a nice healthy dump nap.
you: i'm going to the shitter.
boss: ok
you: i'm going to the shitter.
boss: ok
by DDJ!! Dump Napper May 23, 2009
I had about 20 beers the other day and took the longest snap and nap.
That person has been in the toilet for a long time, maybe they are taking a snap and nap.
That person has been in the toilet for a long time, maybe they are taking a snap and nap.
by Nudge Lips March 19, 2011