Naps gyal

Naps gyal will eat you up and spit you out. Naps gyal are the epiphany of horn. If you get link with a nos gyal, good fucking luck.

I just link wit a naps gyal and I see she jammin a pres man in d bathroom

by typical presman 12000 December 9, 2021

Epic Nap

An Epic Nap can be defined as a nap that satisfies the following three conditions upon the waking of the subject:

1. subject's pillow cannot be dry
2. subject must be in the same position as he/she/it was when he/she/it fell asleep
3. subject completely loses track of time and/or space, to the point of delusion.

I came home from school one day, walked into my bedroom, laid on my bed, and fell asleep. When I woke up, I hadn't moved, my pillow was soaked, and I was confused. The clock said 8:30, and I thought I was late for school, yet something wasn't right, because it was still dark outside. Then, I realized I had just taken an epic nap.

by GoodOne1 June 27, 2010

crack nap

A long period of slumber, that occurs after a long period of crack cocaine use.

Once that nigga took a three day, crack nap.

by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010

Texas Nap

To sit still inside with the air-conditioning on.

It is so hot out today. Can we please take a Texas Nap?

by Anicxo918 May 12, 2010

techno nap

the act of falling asleep in the back of a car while loud bassy techno music is blasting

shit man, that was crazier than a techno nap

by steve disgivsor January 30, 2008

dump nap

it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper.

Man work sucks today, i'm gonna go take a nice healthy dump nap.

you: i'm going to the shitter.

boss: ok

by DDJ!! Dump Napper May 23, 2009

snap and nap

Going to the toilet to snap one off (take a shit) and fall asleep whilst on the dunny.

I had about 20 beers the other day and took the longest snap and nap.

That person has been in the toilet for a long time, maybe they are taking a snap and nap.

by Nudge Lips April 4, 2011