Nangy

Pissed off, tired and nangy, easily irratated

Fuck off, I'm Nangy

God your nangy today!

by Paul Fy March 2, 2010

Nanny

What a person (usually a female) will call themselves when they are actually a babysitter and just want to sound more grown up.

Jack: "So what do you do for a living?"
Jill: "I'm a nanny"
Jack: "So you go to the kid's house every day, feed them, teach them things, buy groceries with the parents money for them, run errands for the family, that sort of stuff?"
Jill: "Uhhh, no, I just go over every once in a while and watch the kid for a few hours"
Jack: "You're a fucking babysitter."

by Don'tLie November 11, 2011

fucked the nanny

made a stupid mistake, or a great blunder

Jimmy: I got another speeding ticket.
Bob: wow, Jimmy you really fucked the nanny on that one.

Jake: My wife is divorcing me and taking everything.
Elwood: What did you do? Fuck the Nanny?

by MnJack December 27, 2009

Nancypants

A Nancypants is a super-cool woman who can cook a fabulous 4-star meal, conjugate French verbs, sled down a midnight hill, drive a truck, sculpt and paint, and write beautiful poetry. She is full of contradictions - insightful, yet silly; inspiring and vulnerable; sweet, yet no-nonsense; sophisticated, yet not snobby. You might find a Nancypants wearing cowboy boots and sporting long braids in a diner -- or dressed in work boots and and britches in a garden -- or dressed to the nines. A Nancypants knows how to dance. If you should meet a Nancypants, you should approach slowly, speaking gently, offering a reuben sandwich.

Hey, see that cool chick? The one with the beret and the funky glasses? Her name is Nancypants and she's one in a million.

by PoopieheadinCH February 6, 2010

Daddy Nanny

A beautiful woman who does a similar job to au pair or nanny, except her focus is the man of the house instead of the children. Normally, the wife is involved in hiring a Daddy Nanny and is aware of all aspects of the job.

A Daddy Nanny has the wit, charmm and intelligence of Mary Poppins and the body, energy, and sensuality of a hot stripper.

Daddy Nannies are special housekeepers who cook and clean naked except for very high heels and then fuck the man of the house so good that he forgets about his wife, his kids, his girlfriend.

Many Movie Stars, Rappers, and top CEOS have had been rumored to have had an extremely hot, full-time, live-in Daddy Nanny.

by Jack The Man February 1, 2009

Daddy Nanny

A Daddy Nanny is a wonderfully slutty servant girl who is a sexy maid with a second mission to keep the males all well-laid. She polishes the floors and then polishes that dick too. She cooks dinner, serves dinner, and goes downtown, giving a deep throat blow job under the table while the man is eating the dinner. She treats her man like a King, like a Lord and Master.

A Daddy Nanny is four kinds of Candy: Eye Candy, Arm Candy, Mind Candy, and Cock Candy. She can cook, clean, and fuck better than your wife.

A Daddy Nanny is an articulate, intelligent woman who also loves hardcore sex. She performs all her duties naked. She is sensual like a dancer and skilled like a porn-star. Daddy Nannies are normally young petite girls, busty hotties, or older women who were former models.

A Daddy Nanny spends 80% of her time fucking Daddy...and the rest doing domestic chores.

Hugh Hefner is known to have had more than one Daddy Nanny at the Playboy Mansion.

by Bonniebadbutgood February 4, 2009

nanny goat

A person who acts elderly and likes to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Amanda is always acting like a nanny goat never wants to go out and have fun anymore

by Sunny1218 March 8, 2013