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NAIL RWA 

He speaks the language of unspoken rizz quite literally. the phrase "Nyes" causes the female species within a 50 km radius to pass out, his nostrils resemble a double barrel shotgun from fortnite attracting all the UWU E-Girls. he has sharp green hunter eyes like an eagle 🦅 which can scout any of the opposing gender from hundreds of kilometers away.

he is the danger, he is the one who knocks!
a group of woman talking in the girls changing room about Nail RWA, sweat falls from their faces as they dream about him and his fan fictions.

Nail RWA walks slides into the changing room booty cheeks 🍑 naked like cristiano ronaldo going for a slide tackle. his scent of Kentucky sauce causes condensation on the women's glasses as they stare vigorously at his ingrown toe 'nails'. after the slide. he walks like a duckling towards a girl, sniffs her pinky and talks to the pinky in not understandable unspoken rizz causing the nail to fall off.

he leaves the room like a duck

the first girls screams loudly: OMGGGGGG DADDY NAILY

THE END
NAIL RWA by femalemousehair October 27, 2022
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Fail nail 

Basically a Problem with something you have created. in the example of a story it can be anything from forgetting to add a comma to the lack of a plot.
Author: dude i just finished my story! i spent like 3 months hammering all the Fail Nails out of it though! >_< but now im sure its ready for the public!

Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!

Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:
Fail nail by \m/Metal\m/ September 11, 2010

Jersey Nail Job 

When a woman, most likely with her name in gold around her neck and big hair, digs her long fake nails in to a mans ass while performing fellatio, leaving bloody nail marks.
"Dude, my ass has claw marks from hanging with my girl Snookie last night!"

"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"

Boot-Nailing 

The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.
"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"

"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."

"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"
Boot-Nailing by LexustheLeaf March 26, 2023
nail-ism (ney-liz-uhm) n: a philosophical attitude associated with nailing, hammering, or at times screwing; carpentry. to believe in having sex a lot, although not necessarily with different people. nymphomania.
"Instead of buying particleboard furniture from Sweden we should just practice Nailism"

or

"What would a Nailist say about a ménage à trois?"
"Nailism allows two-at-a-time"
Nailism by Manny Black December 2, 2009

nail art 

the most awesome art form, like ever. small painting so intricate and fun--on tiny little fingernails!!

great artists in instagram and youtube showcase their 'nail art'

source: nail addict,@lilrochhhnails
"her nail art was sick!, better then any other plain old boring manicure"
nail art by lilrochhhnails December 12, 2013

cheese nail 

One fingernail left to grow longer than the other nine, used solely to scrape melted cheese off of food wrappers.
Andrew: "Eating before smoking: your logic is moderately flawed at best."
Trevor: "I'm just eating the cheese off the wrapper... I keep one fingernail just for this."
Justin: "The ol' cheese nail, huh."
cheese nail by The Maksic November 13, 2006