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muddy totem pole

a guy is defocating in a normal fashion on a toilet and he is erect and then another male climbs aboard his erection and defocates on his penis and it casades onto his lap and into the toilet. make it more fun by stacking up more than two guys and make it a true muddy totem pole.
Bro 1: thanks for the muddy totem pole last night after dancing at The Manhole bar.

Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!
muddy totem pole by Vancandy69 December 12, 2009
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Handy Mandy 

A female that is quick with her hands, either helping others or causing others pain by hitting them. Uses very violent methods to help gain fame and harsh words

muddy splash 

A beatnik expression from the 1950's. A muddy splash is a cup of coffee.

muddy alaska 

a dude and a girl take craps on each other and wallow in it.
Johhny and Tracy took a Muddy Alaska together
muddy alaska by gay gorilla July 19, 2009

Mundo de Los Grupos 

Mundo de Los Grupos, or Mundo, for short, is a friggin awesome world where only awesome people enter. Restrictions apply, and Mundo refrains the right to exclude people based on age, race, sexual orientation, level of attractiveness, and level of awesomeness.

Generally, entrance to Mundo can only be gained by knowing someone who is already a member of Mundo-- preferably an elite because then they'll give you access faster. Mundo is made up of several different groups, and entrance is limited, so if one group is already filled up you must wait until someone leaves/is removed from the group in order to enter.

You can check availability by calling Mundo's 24/7 call center. Phone number can only be acquired if you know the Gatekeeper.
Tofu: EY is tan-tan-tan finally available in Mundo de Los Grupos?!
Awesome Elite: Sorry, line's still busy. Check tomorrow...but HEY, the Rock group has space!

Muddy Glacier 

The act of inserting an ice cube in your ass while masturbating.
My sheets got real stained after I had a muddy glacier pop out too fast!
"I dare you to wash your hair" is a mundare.
mundare by Genyth of Nolana August 23, 2011