ate the big muffin

In computer science, a technical term referring to a thread entering a huge goddamn blocking scenario outside of its control such as a page fault or descheduling.

Bro that wait-free queue was fucking burning through our data, but then thread 6147 ate the big muffin and the buffer choked.

by tobylikescoffee November 19, 2013

Stuff the muffin

The act of pounding chubby with a chubby.

My boy Sheridan stayed up all night to stuff the muffin and make cream cheese

by DOB69 April 27, 2014

glazing my muffin

corny ass term Aaliyah made

toochie: stop de
Aaliyah: you glazing my muffin

stop glazing my muffin

by nene wit da pp April 21, 2022

Ass Muffin

The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.

zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!

by Greg J.B March 27, 2007

jizz muffin game

a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.

"hey dood... wanna play the jizz muffin game?"
"no way man im no fag"

by the_muffin_man69 August 26, 2008

Douche Muffin

a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.

A smaller version of a douche bag

Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.

by Geekslady March 1, 2011

Muffin chops

The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".

Before I wear my swimsuit, I need to shave off my Muffin chops.

by Duderonomus Rex August 13, 2009