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Pixy Muffin

A majestic lady who tends to make weird cat sounds and yell omnomnom. She also usually has a mild obsession with drawing pokemon as people. She is the epitome of perfect and hilarious. Everyone. Not to be confused with the Omnominable Snowman.
Prince: Meow
Pixy Muffin: Meow
Prince: OMNOM
Pixy Muffin: OMNOMNONOMONOMONOMONOM
Prince: I luh you!
Pixy Muffin: -turkey sounds-
by Chrome Prince February 7, 2013
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Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.
Dude he is a total muffin dick!
by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010
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Muffin Surprise

A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.
Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.
by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010
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Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.
"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."
by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014
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Smoochie Muffin

1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.

2. Word used to describe sexy women.
Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."

Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."
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Muffin Palm

When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.
Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.
by Elephant Raiden March 5, 2019
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