mouse tomato

a girl or woman who spends too much time at a computer. A female version of mouse potato.

She spends at least five hours a day. She is really a mouse tomato.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2012

drag the mouse

the act of using the mouse to fast forward porn on websites to get to the good stuff.

this german porn had way to much dialog. i had to drag the mouse to get to hairy bush.

by [e-mail] February 18, 2012

Lil mouse

A term to express great amounts of hahas. like lil mouses squirming around forcing the laugh to come out. it beats lol and lmao in text because lil mouse is superior.

That was so funny Lil mouse

by Lilwaters December 21, 2022

mouse whisperer

A person good at computers. A person skilled in doing anything quickly and comfortably on a computer, laptop, tablet or smart phone usually using a mouse or not.

My wife got on the computer and fixed our mortgage payment issue then paid the bank in 10 minutes with just some clicks of the mouse. She’s a mouse whisperer.

by LDL1 April 16, 2020

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020

Stockbridge Mouse

used in the more to-do parts of Edinburgh when describing what was obviously a rat, but they dont want to admit they have rats.

"Oh Marjorie, I was just moving the disco and I noticed a Stockbridge Mouse on the bird feeder"

by McVerylightblue May 25, 2022

Trash Mouse

Someone who is depressingly horny for a 2D character

“Sees a picture of a hot 2D character”
Trash Mouse : “GRRRRRRR WOOOF WOOOF BARK MEOW MEOW PURR RAAAWWRR UWU BARK BARRK”

by Skmpy March 31, 2022