banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!

Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!

by um, yes. October 7, 2017

atomic mouse-trap

A 69 where the woman farts on the guys head as he is about to come and she slams her ass into his face to make sure he enjoys the smell. Even better if the girl accidentally shits. This tactic is usually revenge for a donkey punch, angry dragon, strawberry shortcake, or any other kind of bad sexual act by the guy.

My man thought it was funny to give me a strawberry shortcake, so I fuckin gave him an atomic mouse-trap to get back at him, I accidentally shit on him too.

by Rican Terrorist May 3, 2009

Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.

"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."

by Snow Globe November 30, 2005

click the mouse

N. A slang term referring to the act of female masturbation, esp. to the clitoris

That chick got lonely a lot so she'd just sit at home and click the mouse.

by John "the dude" White April 21, 2004

Double Clickin the Mouse

A term used to describe the act of female masturbation.

I was in bed last night, and I woke up from a dream, and just had to double click my mouse.

by The Alli November 29, 2004

bald mouse

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )

sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

Dead Mouse

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'

Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.

by Anon1Adult June 30, 2016