Hannah Montana

Slang term for cocaine

Hey bro hit me up if you need you that Hannah Montana.

by Fishtits February 15, 2017

Mondane

Mondane is a small insignificant country located in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Mondane produces great poultry items such as chickens, chicken farmers, chicken feed, chicken clothes, chicken accessories and chicken houses. Its just basically a chicken country. However, no-one is sure whether this chicken country even exists.

Jeff: Hey fred i havent seen you in a while. Where ya been?
Fred: oh i just came back from Mondane.
Jeff: What the beef is a 'Mondane'?

by Bad Cheetah December 24, 2007

Bro Montana

Synonym for friend/ bro. Used in the movie I Love You, Man.

Sydney Fife (Jason Segel) to Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd):

"I love you bro montana".

by joben27238904327403743470324 October 20, 2010

Montana Lemonade Stand

When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.

Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Ten

A person who looks like the majority of women from Montana. This stems from the fact that the instant you cross over the border into montana, the attractiveness of the female population instantly decreases. Therefore, someone who is a ten in Montana is a five in other states. Or a three. Probably a one.

Broseph: "Hey, dude, did you go out with that chick you met on eHarmony?"

Brohommed: "Yeah, but her profile pic was fake, she was a total Montana Ten."

Broseph: "Lol! Are you going to see her again?"

Brohommed: "F**k that, I'm not going to even talk to her"

by Crims0nSamurai August 6, 2011

Mongango

Another name for a large ape-like person that also gives off a foul odour.

Did you see that mongango.

yeah it truly worried me!

by Mr_Dictionary August 29, 2007

Montana Mirror

A large mirror attached to the side of a computer monitor. In states other than Montana, the mirror is used to know when someone is entering your cubicle or office. In these cases it would just be known as a mirror.

In Montana, the mirror is used for anal intrusion detection, because when you are in Montana you are always watching your back.

"My Montana Mirror saved my ass again last night on 2nd shift. I looked up and saw the janitor whipping it out behind me just in time. "

"Damn man, get outa my Montana Mirror you fag! I'm not a sheep. Get that Montana Stick outa my cubicle! I'm calling security."

by Dag Mango May 5, 2013