A Montenigger has two meanings:
1. A loyal, patriotic SERB living in Montenegro, who is smart as hell and doesn't want to separate.
2. A cracked up m.f.er like Milo Djukanovic who wants to separate, and who is too stupid to realize that he is a SERB and that SERBIA AND MONTENEGRO ARE ONE NATION!!!
1. A loyal, patriotic SERB living in Montenegro, who is smart as hell and doesn't want to separate.
2. A cracked up m.f.er like Milo Djukanovic who wants to separate, and who is too stupid to realize that he is a SERB and that SERBIA AND MONTENEGRO ARE ONE NATION!!!
by serbo-montenegrin November 6, 2005
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Its origin comes when Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés entered the Mexicas' capital city: Tenoctitlán, he was beleived to be the god Quetzalcóatl (the mexicas had a toltec legend about a priest called Ce Acatl Topiltzin Quetzalcóatl, who fled eastward and vowed to return archaeological evidence suggests he fled to Chichén Itzá), who was said to be "tall, white and bearded". Cortés entered the city and was met by emperor Moctezuma "the young", who offered a meal in his honor. Having never tasted the local food, he eventually threw up and that's how the term came to be.
Its origin comes when Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés entered the Mexicas' capital city: Tenoctitlán, he was beleived to be the god Quetzalcóatl (the mexicas had a toltec legend about a priest called Ce Acatl Topiltzin Quetzalcóatl, who fled eastward and vowed to return archaeological evidence suggests he fled to Chichén Itzá), who was said to be "tall, white and bearded". Cortés entered the city and was met by emperor Moctezuma "the young", who offered a meal in his honor. Having never tasted the local food, he eventually threw up and that's how the term came to be.
by Sheendough March 5, 2011
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by peter34 December 14, 2013
Get the jacob montgomery mug.The only true Montenegrin is a Serb.The rest are just foreigners.Some foreigners who think they are Montenegrin are Albanians,Muslims,Croats and people with identity crisis.
Montenegrins
Vasilije III Petrović-Njegoš
Petar I Petrović Njegoš
Petar II Petrović Njegoš (Radivoje Tomov Petrović, Rade)
Marko Miljanov Popović
Mirko Petrović Njegoš
Milos Obilic
Puniša Račić
Mihailo Petrović-Njegoš
Radovan Karadžić
Amfilohije Radović
Batrić Jovanović
Nikola Vukčević
Visarion Ljubiša
Stjepan Mitrov Ljubiša
Patriarch Varnava (Rosić)
Radoman Božović
Petar Lubarda
Vasilije III Petrović-Njegoš
Petar I Petrović Njegoš
Petar II Petrović Njegoš (Radivoje Tomov Petrović, Rade)
Marko Miljanov Popović
Mirko Petrović Njegoš
Milos Obilic
Puniša Račić
Mihailo Petrović-Njegoš
Radovan Karadžić
Amfilohije Radović
Batrić Jovanović
Nikola Vukčević
Visarion Ljubiša
Stjepan Mitrov Ljubiša
Patriarch Varnava (Rosić)
Radoman Božović
Petar Lubarda
by Crnagora July 27, 2010
Get the Montenegrin mug.The Dirty Montford is payback to her male lover dangling his scrotum in her eyesockets while she sleeps. She squats over her sleeping partners face and wipes her front and back bums over the face and forehead of her lover until a decent quantity of bacon juice can be seen/smelt.
by Definately not a ginger Louie April 27, 2007
Get the Dirty Montford mug.A quixotic, idealistic-but-not-representative-of-truth, educational style in which underachieving children are allowed to define their own curriculum.
These children typically do not receive homework or other supplemental study aids of a challenging nature, because it would, of course, disrupt their mental state and disturb them emotionally.
Since, in turn they, are 'allowed' and encouraged to work at their own lackadaisical pace, they, of course, study their materials as hard as they possibly can.
Montessori does not "push" academics, but rather lets children play and recognizes that at the ages of 4, or 5, or 7, or 12, kids are still developing their creativity, imagination, and mental capacity to recognize when things are too difficult. Also, teachers help the students grow by forming 1-on-1, nonsexual relationships 7hrs/day for 3 years, because the alternative is stressful and can lead to an increase in the rate of suicide.
They are also exposed to situations in which they can improve their ability to socialize and be a constructive member of society. In small classes of 5 to 25 students, these kids develop their social skills by delving deeper into personal, meaningful relationships than in those gross, nasty public schools with 300+ kids per grade!
Many attend college too! Not only do they often skip Junior College, but they go to an amazing repertoire of colleges, ranging from your local community college to ITT-Tech, University of Pheonix, or even DeVry!
These children typically do not receive homework or other supplemental study aids of a challenging nature, because it would, of course, disrupt their mental state and disturb them emotionally.
Since, in turn they, are 'allowed' and encouraged to work at their own lackadaisical pace, they, of course, study their materials as hard as they possibly can.
Montessori does not "push" academics, but rather lets children play and recognizes that at the ages of 4, or 5, or 7, or 12, kids are still developing their creativity, imagination, and mental capacity to recognize when things are too difficult. Also, teachers help the students grow by forming 1-on-1, nonsexual relationships 7hrs/day for 3 years, because the alternative is stressful and can lead to an increase in the rate of suicide.
They are also exposed to situations in which they can improve their ability to socialize and be a constructive member of society. In small classes of 5 to 25 students, these kids develop their social skills by delving deeper into personal, meaningful relationships than in those gross, nasty public schools with 300+ kids per grade!
Many attend college too! Not only do they often skip Junior College, but they go to an amazing repertoire of colleges, ranging from your local community college to ITT-Tech, University of Pheonix, or even DeVry!
Billy: I'm the valedictorian of my Montessori school!
Joe: Wow. What'd you get on the SAT?
Billy: A whopping 1350 out of 2400.
Joe: Wow. What'd you get on the SAT?
Billy: A whopping 1350 out of 2400.
by MariaMontey January 20, 2013
Get the Montessori mug.A nickname for an alcoholic drink comprised of a wide mixture of hard liquor drinks mixed together into one bottle. Known for it's foul taste, strong smell, and an ability to caused blackouts, vomiting and a rough morning after.
Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.
There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.
Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.
There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.
"I was drinking some Montezumas revenge man, and good lord was I on the floor at the end of the night."
Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."
Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."
by HenchyWorldPeace January 9, 2013
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