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montana

a white boy with a perm, says the n word. denies having a perm. looks emo irl and misses ash hounds
montana is so scary gurl.... omg his crew sucks
by azuhata November 23, 2021
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montana

she's the most beautiful being on this earth. she is intelligent, caring, pretty, a good listener, loving, a good friend, and much more. she'll be there for you whenever you need her to be there. whenever you ask her for help, she would never hesitate to help you. many would say that she's wifey material. she's perfect.
person one: "montana is perfect for you. she's literally wifey material."
person two: "yeah i know. i love her so much"
person one: " i need someone like her."
by www.fuckdemkids.com June 30, 2022
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Montana

Montana is often a stuck up little brat who changes people into one of her own, she often makes people feel insecure because she is so god damn skinny, they often drink way to much coffee. They have no friends but their best friend will always be a girl named Haylee. They often have a boyfriend but are secretly in love with their best friend. They can be a total butt at school when they feel like it. They have a flat body from being skinny. They often fall pregnant at the age of 14. No one likes a Montana unless they are a blonde and they are under a spell
Girl: Eww she looks like a total Montana
by Namedefinitontroller101 November 3, 2019
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hannah montana

i’m living so good i can pull a hannah montana around this mf
by k5frmtheville June 5, 2023
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Montana T-Bird

When you’re so disgusted with the price of gas, you rub one out and blow your load all over a random gas pump just like the dirty girl she is
Dude, did you see how much diesel is? I was so pissed I gave it a Montana T-Bird. Let’s go Brandon.
by ElConquistador86 February 21, 2023
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Fugville, Montana

Welcome to Fugville, the village of fuglies. Whether you are permanently fugly or "just in a slump", when you choose to enter the ville there is no going back. A village of where there is so much fugliness, yet there is so much beauty around us. Full of mountains and prairies, crazy wildlife, and elegant scenery, Fugville is the perfect place for getting stoned. We hope to see you soon:)
Welcome to Fugville, Montana; the ugliest town known to man.

My right hand is my best friend in Fugville.
by Mayor of Fugville March 16, 2016
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Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.
Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"
by Ginger beard November 29, 2013
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