Non-Monke

When someone in your friend group doesn't understand he/she is dumb and doesn't realize that racist jokes are funny and he/she says gay jokes all the time

Guy: You love man
Guy 2: That's gay..
Guy: I didn't tho, you racist

Guy 2: Okay you are just a Non-Monke then

by Monke vs Lizard February 15, 2021

tit monk

An offensive, obligatory term to define a full on idiot. Dervied from the term tit + monk.

You are a full on tit monk

by Chris Secker January 24, 2006

homo monk

monk is a practiscing homosexual that prefers fat males over 40!!

homo monk went to bum someone

by jamespond March 22, 2008

Crap Monk Stank

A phrase used when your not satisfied with the answer you get to an asked question, commonly used by " Mumbles " Edbassmaster...

Can I get a Bartle Doo Taco ? Sorry Sir we don't have those....." Crap Monk Stank " Anyone else gotem longside 95 ?

by TJ The Savage May 01, 2011

Godzilla Vs. Monke

A movie where a walking nuclear power plant that destroys massive parasites and dragons from outer space fights big monke boi

Kevin: I’m going to get tickets to see Godzilla Vs. Monke wanna come
Jeff: Yes

by Jobeyl February 09, 2021

pedro monke day

pedro monke day is an international day for the naked dancing man originally found through discord.

Phil: Oh boy, I am excited for the upcoming international pedro monke day.

by Mime Balls October 21, 2021

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by Sage QB March 20, 2021