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Model of Walmart

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
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Humancentric Model

A framework focused on aligning power structures and societal systems around the collective well-being and flourishing of humanity. It emphasizes disrupting binaries, decentralizing power, and developing new incentive structures.
The humancentric model proposes a radical shift in how we organize society, urging policymakers to prioritize collective well-being over corporate profit and to create systems that empower communities rather than centralizing control in the hands of a few.
by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025
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Discrete Self Model

The unspoken assumption behind most of the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders): that every human is a neatly bounded, fully knowable individual who can be diagnosed like a glitchy toaster.

Used to justify labeling complex, context-driven human behavior as “disordered” while ignoring trauma, systems, relationships, and late-stage capitalism.

Symptoms may include:
• Taking your emotions personally
• Believing your thoughts are facts
• Assuming “normal” exists
• Diagnosing others on TikTok
Therapist: “Sounds like you might meet criteria for 296.89.”
Patient: “Or maybe I’m just rejecting the Discrete Self Model.”
Therapist: “…I’ll need to consult the DSM-6 for that.”
by seeing March 30, 2025
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OSI Model

PDNTSPA or The OSI Model.

Physical
Datalink
Network
Transport
Session
Presentation
Application

The 7 Networking Layers.

Pimps Do Need To Slap Prostitutes Around
People Do Need To Slap Pamela Anderson
How to remind this OSI Model? Try to remind some of the following sentences:
Pimps Do Need To Slap Prostitutes Around
People Do Need To Slap Pamela Anderson

Or In Reverse
American Pussy Seems To Need Deeper Penetration
All Porn Seems To Need Double Penetration
by HazeFace October 9, 2018
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model united nations

MUN abbreviation for Model United Nations, is an educational experience/simulation in which students learn about diplomacy, politics, world issues, international relations, and the United Nations. It is basically a smaller-scale version of the United Nations.
Model United Nations benefits the young who aspire to be great leaders.
by jewelapocalypse July 27, 2016
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The triple T model

Strangers meet with no expectations . Positive correlation expected but still a theory as it is not proven yet. As we experience the joys of the virtual world
I will meet with the ‘maths’ guy to test the triple T model
by Tagiii October 13, 2021
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smart Hollywood model

Fictional character. No such puppy exists
I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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