Missouri Milkshake

The act of diarrheaing in someones mouth and making the gargle it.

John totally gave me the Missouri Milkshake last weekend, I especially liked swallowing his poop at the end when it was all churned up by my throat

by SexMachine69 March 14, 2008

missophobia

Someone you had a tendency to miss someone their close to and haven't seen in a awhile. It could be a week and feel like years.

Its felt like years since I've seen you even tho its been a week! I miss you.

This is an example of Missophobia

by Twrtleee June 24, 2014

Missouri Cum Wagon

When a guy and girl are fucking in the car and he jizzes all over the seat/interior of car.

She was riding me until my car turned into a Missouri Cum Wagon!

by Jackson Missippi July 17, 2016

missogynist

One who hates single women only

He's very selective in his misogynia sic; he only hates single women. He's missogynist.

by cluelessinafrika August 10, 2019

Missouri Meat Shower

when you and your girlfriend are doing the hanky panky and she screams out the wrong name but you nut anyway so you consume 10,482 grams of meth

i tested out the Missouri Meat Shower last night and i think i can hear colors now

by TheAsidRan February 12, 2020

Missouri

A state in the US, pronounced mis-er-y.
FULL OF EVERY DRUG EVER

Wanna go to Missouri?
Yea I’m low on coke

by NoahNeverKnocks February 21, 2022

linn missouri

the home of the two biggest cry babies. They play volleyball and they have blonde hair and their names start with G & B. theyre the biggest bitches and whore EVER.

G & B are the biggest whores in Linn Missouri.

by LL14AH3 September 17, 2018