microwave face

A girl who's face looks like it was melted by a microwave and is extremely unattractive to everyone around her. Most likely to hang out with swamp donkeys.

Don't look now, microwave face just walked in the room.

by phillip hiscock October 24, 2009

miron

De-wrinkling your clothes by using a laundry dryer. The way a Man IRONs.

I always miron my shirt before I go to work.

by Edmund June 8, 2005

Miroku

A perverted monk ask women to bare his children(to have sexs). He even ask little girls too.

by Jason M. October 14, 2003

Microwave

a weed smoking game. the rules are as follows: get several people to stand in a line. Fire up a joint and take a hit. Hold it in and pass it on. You cannot let it out until it has come back to you. During this time you must also be spinning around constantly as if in a microwave. Repeat several times. Best done in a hotbox situation.

EDMUND: i say how does a quick game of microwave sound to you chaps?
CHARLES: oh spiffing idea old boy!
EDMUND: oh my i am quite baked indeed.

by madtie2 September 30, 2009

microwave meals

microwave meals are small objects that, when consumed, make the user feel that everything is fantastic and feel like they are on top of the world and have love for their fellow man (e's)

can be abbreviated to 'meals'

they can fill you for hours and even days therefore they may be considered to be several meals; dinner, breakfast and brunch

i hammered a couple of microwave meals about an hour ago. have i ever told you that you're my best friend?

and im currently munching some invisible chuddy

by mcshulad November 29, 2010

merow

The sound that a rhino makes... my b/f and i came up with one day while being bored and not being able to figure out what sound rhinos really make!

Rhino: "MEROW"

Boy: "Merow"
Girl: "that the heck is that sound?"
Boy: "I dunno"
Girl: "Its going to be a rhinos sound cuz i don't know what sound they really make"
Boy: "Ok!"

by dinostar June 23, 2006

your mum in the microwave

its a COMEBACK

orgionating from the tv advert that keeps singing "go east in your microwave"

can be used in song

jugatsu: hey james, can you pass the tv remote??

james: your MUUUUM in the microwave, your muummmm in the microwave, your mummmmmmm inb the microwave!

jugatsu: ¬.¬ .................

james:your MUMMM in the...........

ect.

your mum in the microwave.

by alawrrr! September 4, 2009