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Tyne and Wear Metro

In the 1980s it was the envy of Britain, now it's a laughing stock under DB Regio. Metro trains are catching fire and having power failures frequently.
Did you hear about First Great Western - It isn't the worst anymore! The Tyne and Wear Metro is.
by CSD123 July 31, 2016
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metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name
dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts
by Jim March 7, 2005
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metrocon

Short for 'metroconservative', i.e. a person of conservative worldview living in a city.

Metrocons typically derive their worldview from some sort of intellectual reasoning, as opposed to soaking up the worldview from base emotions, reflexes and socializing with like-minded people, like hardcore people of other political orientations typically do.

This makes them typically much more tolerant than other conservatives are, so metrocons are often viewed by hardcore conservatives as 'fake' or 'meek' or not genuine, somewhat similar to RINOs (Republican In Name Only), with an obvious difference, though: RINOs can be rural or metropolitan.

In short, RINOs are moderate left-liberals with some conservative tendencies, while metrocons are city intellectuals who for some reason decided to value something from conservative worldview. One notable British metrocon is Theodore Dalrymple. In US, they are much more numerous, with Jonah Goldberg and Mark Steyn being among the most prominent.
You're a metrocon, because you don't hate gays.
by mrkafk March 2, 2006
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metrodome

Metro - dome .. Means getting head in the metro area of a town or just getting head in the big city.
Yeah man tonight im getting som of dat metrodome from that hoe burger tonight.
by K weezy May 27, 2006
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Metro Station

An electro-pop band, comparable to hellogoodbye. The only difference being that instead of singing about summer love and cute crushes, Metro Station prefers booty calls and more booty calls.

Regardless, this band is great, definitely danceable, and they put on great live shows.
"Tonight we'll touch
And they won't know
I know you're dying
To take off your clothes

Just trust in me
I'll never run away
You kiss my lips
And you taste like pain
And while I'm pushing it, I'm moving
Somehow you manage to say..."

A couple of lines from "Wish We Were Older" by Metro Station
by Shaday May 25, 2008
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Happy meter

Male genitalia, Penis, cock, dick, little richard, etc.
I was watching porn last night and my happy meter went up.
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MeterBeater

It beats the meter by just a little bit. Approx: 1 Meter and 1 Inch.
"It is two meterbeaters from here to my locker."
(2 meters and 2 inches)
by Baguji the Great September 10, 2004
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