mental sex

two people thinking of having sex with each other.

1: whoah, you could cut the sexual tension between them with a knife
2: they're so having mental sex

by itoldyouiwoulddoitromyyouoweme December 17, 2008

mental illness

A defect in the minds function. But does not nessercerily affect your intelegence. Saying a mental illness makes you crazy/stupid/funny is like saying an eating disorder makes you fat.

Bill Gates, who is a multi-billionare, invented the personal computer, is very creative and in the top ten smartest men alive suffers from aspergers syndrome, which is infact a mental illness.

by GavinBobJones November 4, 2006

mentoe

Plymouthian slang for the word mental. Usually used if something is real good. Usually used in cojuction with fockin'.

Awww, mate that gig last night was fockin' mentoe

by samspongeruk August 16, 2006

mental soundtrack

the song running in the background of one's mind as one goes about the day. used affectionately for the songs that persist for minutes or hours and that, like a movie soundtrack, reflect or amplify one's mood (rather than the odd, irrelevant songs that occasionally get stuck in one's head).

it's april, sunny, and getting warm. my mental soundtrack is, "oh what a beautiful morning."

she dumped me. my mental soundtrack is playing, "here he comes / that's cathy's clown."

that guy looks just like donald fagan. everytime i see him, my mental soundtrack switches to steely dan, "hey nineteen."

by jonnyss April 19, 2009

Mental blonk

A state of confusion brought about by the excessive intake of alcohol.

"I've got a mental blonk, I can't remember where I put my keys".

by Jakerator June 19, 2009

Mental Bleach

alcoholic concoction (I prefer patron and apple juice) that completely scrubs your brain cells clean, making it impossible to remember the dirty shit you did the night before.

I have no idea what filthy shit I did last night, I drank some mental bleach and its all gone.

by ralf ralfenstein June 24, 2009

mental erection

1.n.a feeling of bliss in your head when you connect with somebody in a way you never connected before 2.n. feeling of an erection except for mentally not physically

man when i was talking to that girl a couple nights ago we just connected i got a mental erection.

by godking superdum November 9, 2009