melon

melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg

Alex: bro i swear down the earth is flat

Ben: shut up alex you absolute melon

by i love having no friends June 15, 2024

Yoda melon

A dangerous war criminal on the loose, at this moment we stand no chance against him

Me: yo have you heard of Yoda melon ?
Friend: Melon he is, massacring sudanese civillians he is tired of

by xmightyz June 16, 2019

Melon

A very sweet, wholesome, and adorable person

Goodnight my melon

by p_m_k_nn_2911 August 13, 2021

a grizzly melon

The grizzly melon is the single most feared entity anyone can encounter on the battlefield. It has powers beyond the imagination of any human and can use them to their full effects on any oponent it chooses without warning. It does have a softer side where it enjoys karaoke and lightweight dominoes, but is still unpredictable and ruthless. Beware of the grizzly melon.

Look out dude. It's a grizzly melon.

by A Grizzly Melon April 24, 2015

yucky melon

the term yucky melon is used to describe something that is extremely gross or disgusting

look that woman is licking her horse
ewww….yucky melon

by yeehhhh December 23, 2023

Melon Bag

It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.

I totally melon bagged Stephanie the other night

by Jordab February 19, 2022

Melon Chop

a sexual movement where:
A. a guy slaps a girl's melons/tits/tatas so hard she cums and moans

John: i just gave stacy a melon chop while i was titfucking her
Mark: Cool!

by Creamcheems February 4, 2021