Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022

Matchit

a person who follows the crowd in style, language, & personality

Him: Did you steve's new shirt?
Her: It's the same as Dave's shirt. He's just a matchit

by evaD August 9, 2012

Match

A way of saying you are cool. Originated from an ancient langauge that doesn't exist anymore.

Wow, you're so Match!

by Match228 June 15, 2005

Lit Match

A person, usually a woman, who is overly prone to attachment to men, and tends to go psycho or melt down when faced with rejection.

Be careful with that chick Rhonda, she's a lit match. I took her out on 3 dates and forgot to call her and she was on my lawn bawlin.

by BipolarJosh December 16, 2008

Matching Pearl Set

When the male pulls out and cums all over a woman's upper chest and neck, giving her a pearl necklace.

Once completed, the male takes his man-meat and dabs his cock on her ear lobes with the after-ooze sperm that is collecting on the end of his cock.

This resembles pearl earrings.

Jack: Have you ever given a woman a pearl necklace?

Robert: You cheap bastard! I always give a woman a Matching Pearl Set when I'm finishing!

by HippoCookies September 28, 2008

playing with matches

A local band that rocks!
Also something that i do regularly to random things i see...like leaves and stuff.

ex 1. playing with matches ROCKS!
ex 2. playing with matches ROCKS!

by Ka August 19, 2004

Maxacy

Highly sophisticated and complex language spoken by only 2 people in the universe so far.

A:Whut r hugh dew ink Wuhf Wuhf?
B:Ahm abahoot to get sum Urban Mist Oats..
A:Ok..Wurrd..peess' ahoot..luh yuh guh fuhevuh an ahlwess'
B:FahReals' DoodyPooples. Chyuh! BUH!

OR

A:Me so sad cuz I haven't gotten AutoMeet in 5 months =(
B:U know that yoo have to give MickyDucks to get AutoMeet don't yoo?
A:Oh ah doo? Ah didn't know Mic Checkin went both ways..

C:What are they talking about?
D:I have no idea..I think it's MAXACY..I don't speak it.

by TwinkieCam August 28, 2008