The maternal equivalent of “girl math.” When mentally stressed, resourceful, or street-smart mothers share tips on digital platforms like TikTok and Instagram how they plan their hectic schedules around their children’s sleeping or waking hours, or how they stretch their money to meet their little ones’ needs and wants, without experiencing a mental meltdown.
Mom math is applying home calculus to the family life, by maximizing love, joy, and peace (or minimizing fear, pain, and stress) for family members from limited time or resources.
by Numerati October 12, 2023
Get the Mom Mathmug. by Jakerz June 4, 2018
Get the math possymug. A time in ones life that may come more often for some than others. This "Zone" is a frenzy of the mathical kind. During ones "Math Zone" the person is confident with their math abilities and even ENJOYS math. Nerds are prone to this "Zone".
Person 1: "Hey can you ask such and such for his ruler?"
Person 2: "Don't bother man, he's in his math zone"
Person 2: "Don't bother man, he's in his math zone"
by It's me, Satan. May 16, 2011
Get the Math Zonemug. by imma fuck yo bitch May 27, 2017
Get the math answersmug. High quality pencils that are used ONLY for math. Used for super quick writing. Must have more than one, and preferrably a sharpener so that after it gets a little dull you can easily switch or sharpen.
I got some new math pencils earlier! I’m so excited to use them!
Person 1: Oh my god look this nerd has no math pencils.
Person 2: Omg! What a nerd!
Person 1: Oh my god look this nerd has no math pencils.
Person 2: Omg! What a nerd!
by #1 Senatator of All Time February 1, 2018
Get the Math Pencilsmug. To have such an affinity for math and its branches that any assignment, test, or exam simply fails to faze you.
Erin: I totally bombed that calc II midterm. I'm pretty sure everyone failed tho.
Cornelius: Not me. I got math clout.
Cornelius: Not me. I got math clout.
by SadBoy17 April 5, 2019
Get the math cloutmug. Someone that tries to combine checks at dinner and in the end makes a profit because no one else knows what happened or what logic he used to combine the checks.
Stuart-"we need separate checks"
Separate checks come. We all get money together for separate checks
Andy-"no no no, Im gonna combine all of these checks and include the tip so just give me all of yalls money and I'll do the rest."
Zach-"put those f'ing checks down Andy, no one trusts your Marco math"
Separate checks come. We all get money together for separate checks
Andy-"no no no, Im gonna combine all of these checks and include the tip so just give me all of yalls money and I'll do the rest."
Zach-"put those f'ing checks down Andy, no one trusts your Marco math"
by Zeek 706 October 30, 2010
Get the Marco mathmug.