Maritza

A really gay person like super gay. and probably emo too

person 1: im gay and emo
person 2: omg is your name maritza by any chance

person 1: yes it is how did you know?

by soobinsgf November 25, 2021

Marmite bagel

Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.

Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?

Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal

You will never touch my marmite bagel again

by Hassdog January 23, 2022

Markito

That sex was amazing. He hypnotized me and ducked me xo hard I bled darn Papillion maybe you win 🏆 😏 🤔 😕 😉 😜

Markito can fuck me all day long

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

Marites

A derogatory term for a Philippine aunt, who's been acting like a Karen for gossiping around especially in a malicious way. The term was used by Philippine netizens.

Philippine: OMG! Meron isang Mayor accused of rape!
Guy 1: Oh god... You're definitely a Marites and a Karen at the same time.
Guy 2: I fucking agree....

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

Marites

A degoratory term for a Philippine aunt, who's been acting like a Karen.

Filipina: OMG! MERONG KANTA ANG BTS!
American: Fuck you! You're a Marites and a Karen. Go touch grass!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

marithel

Marithel

Marithel

by anonymous March 10, 2022

Manbitch

Doesn't have to be a man but it's someone who is being such a bitch you have to call them a man along with it. They are a person that pisses you off so bad that you have to call them something worse than a bitch. Some examples of a Manbitch are Fake Captain America/John Walker(Marvel), Tom Koracick(Grey's Anatomy), Charlotte Watsford(H2O Just Add Water), Ebony Maw(Marvel), Chico(Deadly Class), the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, Odin(Marvel), slugs(the actual insect), corners of tables, and Taylor Swift(for always blaming the men in her life).

Some ALMOST Manbitchs are Thanos, Voldemort, Maria(Deadly Class), seagulls, and pointe shoes.

"OMG, she is such a Manbitch because she made me run into the corner of that table!!"

by inventor-of-MANBITCH March 11, 2022