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Management love-in

A peaceful gathering of senior staff focussing on self-congratulation and bonding, with blissful lack of awareness of duties neglected during the event, and of how pitifully inept, emotionally needy and ludicrous management looks to lower level staff. The more realistic title for such an event is used in confidence, as these events are promoted as a serious and necessary forums.
I'm so flat-out with all this work comen in I haven't got time to scratch meself. And I can't ask (insert manager name) to bring in a casual cos he's at this f**n management love-in.. Oh - look the Caterer - grab us a few sushi before the plates get taken in...
by MAKtheVague August 6, 2011
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managementship

The act of mediating a cross functional group of employees to develop or improve business processes, often mistaken, especially by the mediator, as leadership. A more intense yet less productive version of this dillusion is micromanagementship wherein even the smallest details are scrutinized, often loosing focus on what inputs should be used to achieve the desired outcome.

Managementship ruins moral of competent workers, micromanagementship decimates the moral for all but the slowest of employees, who will do whatever they are told to do. For the worst cases of misidentified leadership, drop the "p" at the end of the word and add a "t".
Managementship is facilitating a week-long kaizen event of five diverse unskilled workers to determine how to save money on purchased components with an outcome that determined 3 or more quotes should be solicited to buy all components, congratulating the team, and supporting the results.

Soliciting three quotes on a 1000 piece buy of $0.03 screws ($30.00) uses 1.5 hours overhead labor at $95/hour ($142.50) to get a price of $.02 ($20.00 total). The net loss is $132.50 to get a "lower price" and the team is congratulated for "saving money". Leadership would be demonstrated by hiring competent purchasing people and empower them to make smart decisions.
by NeedALeader May 27, 2012
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management rail

A channeled path. A forced direction used for management. Similar to a train track rail. It can be added to or removed from to enable extra or less areas for the rail to connect to, but it remains dedicated to its channeled directions.
In Atlanta, I am having difficulties with the management rail.

If I add a device, I better make sure to expand the management rail.

The management rail should be able to reach all devices you want to manage.
by A_Tech_01 March 14, 2013
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Managen

Managen is when you try to act "Black" in front of white girls when they are in fact whiter than vanilla ice! Normally peadophiles
"I am not like u i am Managen"
by Wispin April 12, 2016
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manager jokes

The same concept of a dad joke but its in the work place and said by a superior
Man Rory is so annoying he keeps saying the worst manager jokes
by One part of the Rumblers August 24, 2016
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manageer

The combining of a manager and an engineering to create a freak of nature that bypasses bureaucracy with the end goal of actually getting work done.
Tom manageered the crap out of that ethics meeting this morning.
by Barrelcaster June 27, 2016
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manager josh

doddleoddle's aka dodie lower case d manager

he lets us do top draw journalism based on his twitter and also he once danced with a troll wig on!

follow @updatingmjosh or watch us sue
"see you in court manager josh"
by updatingmjosh February 23, 2017
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