Management shark

Management shark. A middle management person that will do anything necessary to support the corporation and their own interests. A management shark.

Management shark. will do anything to advance/ promote their own managerial career, a management shark.

by The 99% April 27, 2017

task manager

that app you open when another app forgets how to work

ah fuck, chrome froze, guess it's time to open task manager

by TechNerd22 November 30, 2021

Biochemical safety standard manager

Janitor

What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager

by RundleSOC September 13, 2023

Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

White Flag Managing

Managing to a surrender, either
a. to bite the bullet in a battle that can't be won, and conserve resources
b. unintentionally, as a result of very poor management decisions that result in a practical surrender

Joe Girardi is White Flag Managing, starting Cody Ransom and Hairston in the same game.

by A Baseball Fan August 3, 2009

low level manager

Etymology
The phrase has the same initials as the name given to a type of neural network.

Noun
low level manager (𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 low level managers)
1. (𝘦𝘶𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘭) LLM, large language model (type of neural network)

Project researchers concluded that certain low level managers account for brain activity during comprehension of natural texts.

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 25, 2024

lighthouse management

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.

Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!

by Bend Over Here It Comes Again April 26, 2014