Maggie D

A waste of sperm constantly wasting time and air. Rapes the teacher if they dont refer to space at least once a day. Hides under the desk when she gets pissed and storms out of the room, she is beyond a chad and is beyond a Karen she is worst than both combined she is a failed abortion

Nigga Maggie D just took a shit on the desk. Honestly a Maggie move

by Fuck Frau Tingle June 28, 2020

Aunt Maggie

Also known as a "Maggie South" . Someone that is completely irrational, self-centered, and absence of no reason whatsoever. A narcissist who likes to start fights and will never let anything go or move forward. A combative and angry person who picks, preys and beats you into submission until you finally apologize for nothing.

I was in my glory when I got through promotion then Jane called my
"pulling and pulled an, "aunt Maggie" then I fell to my knees .

by Brett73 October 2, 2012

Baggy maggie

A loose women

Don’t be a baggy maggie, stay chaste!

by A non nome miss April 20, 2018

maglite

A waterproof torch, the beam of which can be focussed tightly or diffused, that comes in various sizes from keyring sized (single AAA battery) to large enough to kill somebody with.

Many immitators but still the best.

Can't see what you're doing? Get your maglite out.
Haven't got one? What kind of spanner are you?

by edjog December 19, 2005

Maggie Bashford

One of the most amazing girls I have ever met. She is absolutely beautiful, has a great personality, and always knows how to make me laugh. She loves to play Minecraft and is obsessed with her little dog Rambo.

Maggie Bashford, will you be my girlfriend?

by reidabook April 17, 2013

Maggie

A weird girl who acts like a King. She's pervy and a geek who loves romance animes, and has a very strong opinion. Can can be fun to be around, but is triggering most of the time. If you agree on the same topic as her she's the best to have around, though.

"Maggie, shut up!"

by BR >:3 February 27, 2018

Maggie

The baddest bitch in the world. If you try to fuck her over, she will cut off your dick. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience. Best sex I've ever had, but worst decision I've ever made. Shouldn't cheat on her. She will skin the other bitch alive. Even though I have no dick anymore, I am still in love.

Chad: "never cheat on Maggie. that bitch is crazy"
John: "whatcha mean dudeee?"
Chad: "she went through my phone last night and cut off my dick"
John: "damn dude thats tough"

by Chadnodicksmith September 16, 2018