love lit

(Disease)- when you get so entranced by someones spirlltal wokeness that u just need that in yo life, yah know what i mean?

I got lit last night dude, and now im love lit off of her but i cant get high

by Mega_whore1 May 26, 2018

Lit Luis

This type of guy is litterally your typical stoner. He shreds on the electric, and drums. He doesnt even have to be stoned, he's just that chill. His attention span is like 4 seconds though, and then he'll go back to the guitar. Listens to Avenged Sevenfold and MuSiCalS.

Guy 1: yo Lit Luis is on the guitar?
Guy 2: Of course it is G

by The Boi from Colebrook May 22, 2019

Moon Lit

When you're drunk on a bike and use the moon's light to guide your happy ass home.

Human 1: "That scrape looks bad, what happened?"

Human 2: "Oh, I was just moon lit last night."

by TrillaryClinton November 14, 2016

Lit-Toting

1. Lit-Toting refers to the act of translating the films, sports, and recreation, love and care, hatred and spite, creativity and destruction, valorization and vilification, in short, the totality of human life and existence, through the acts of writing. Although it began as a conscious movement started by a young visionary and a literary intellectual who grew up in Sanskritic-Semitic neighborhood in the conducive climes of the Gangetic Rishikesh, India, it is now touted to be The Next Big thing in the mode of information reception.

Although it began as a conscious moment, it presages fortuitous prognostications for its overall reach and impact in the coming years.

2. Lit-Toting is the act of mentally translating a social process or social creation into texts, digital or otherwise, lending it the touch of permanence which digital content miserably lacks. It was created by a pompous intellectual from Rishikesh, India on 7th May, 2019.

3. The act of writing about your memories, diaries, and heartfelt opinions after watching an emotional or intellectually stimulating movie. It has its precedents in Doctor Freud's "sublimation", and the Digital Minimalism fad of The Summer of 2019.

1. Random-Overbearing-Mommy-in-The-Background: What have you been doing all this while? All I see is a bright computer scene: Netflix, and Chill, much?

Intellectual-Wannabe-Son: No mommy dearest, I've been penning down notes from "Angels in America" to Kushnerize Rishikesh!

2. Random Girl (to her classmate): "Have you been watching this movie for Mrs. Goldberg's Mill on The Floss classes?

Litotes Website Fangirl: "No shit! I have been Lit-toting Titanic movie to avoid crying over Leo's death"

3. Annoying Paparazzi (collectively bad-mouthing Taylor Swift after "Me!"): "So, Taylor, is "Me!", your version of deflecting the attention from MeToo?"

Taylor Swift (covers her mouth of the bad-breath of the camera-rabblement): "No bitch, I am Lit-Toting my way to success - transforming lives by converting my feeling and emotions into songs that are cathartic"

by ScholarWarrior May 8, 2019

lit splint

when something/someone has/is doing something that is particularly epic, or if you light a splint on fire

yo bro that was so lit splint. if you fut fire by it it will surely become a lit splint

by bacterial vaginitis September 29, 2020

mid-lit

The perfect level between buzzed and drunk.

“Bro last night I was mid-lit and it was excellent”

by TCOMBS June 10, 2018

lit faced

the feeling of being drunk and high at the same time. when the sensations combine to form a superior state of mind and body. one cannot differentiate between the two feelings, hence "lit faced"

After that forty and that fatty, I was so lit faced I couldn't make it to the bar.

by KenNic May 1, 2005