Lesbian High Heels

A fine pair of Birkenstocks. That’s the original Birkenstock! Made in Germany since 1774 No smoke. No mirrors. No gizmos. You walk, the shoe molds to your foot. You feel good. We feel good. That’s the deal.

Imagene looks fantastic and comfortable in her lesbian high heels.

by hubie May 26, 2015

potato lesbian

noun- A frumpystumpy woman, with shorter hair; sometimes loosely feathered with spikes. Typically wears half-zip mock neck fleece sweaters; in colors of forest green, mushroom brown, navy, mustard yellow, and deep maroon. These types of women tend to run in packs of two women leaders with multiple animal pack members. They usually travel in large pick up trucks, stylish pant suits, and quickly to Birkenstock sales. There is no class of the potato lesbian, as they cross most economic boarders. However, rarely do they dip below middle class. Examples are as followed; Hillary Clinton, Jan Brewer, my aunt Cathy, and the entire lady's softball league in Trenton New Jersey.

Rachel Maddow will one day transform from a Power Lesbian into a Potato Lesbian.

by PotatoLez December 22, 2014

boi lesbian

Pronounced 'boy'. A young, tomboyish lesbian. Usually playful, boisterous (ha ha) and charming. Often seen standing looking cool at a lesbian bar, or surrounded by girls. Dresses androgynously; a typical boi outfit is a button down shirt with a tie, skinny trousers (commonly men's) with sneakers. May also choose to bind their chest to give a more androgynous appearance.

"check out that hot boi lesbian"
"she's so dapper - that's a boi lesbian"

by queerkid July 13, 2014

Lesbian whore hound

*A vulgar lesbian whore always in heat and or on the prowl for pussy.

1. That's Leslie, she's a lesbian whore hound.
2. That lesbian whore hound has tuna breath.
3. Lesbian whore hounds love the scent of tuna.
4. Leslie is such a whore hound, she uses opened tuna cans as potpourri in her bedroom.

by Thin-Lizzy October 23, 2006

lesbian bar

A bar where even the pool table doesn't have balls.

That lesbian bar was so tough, there weren't even any balls on the pool table!

by Seymor Heines February 15, 2008

contract lesbian

A contract lesbian is a celebrity, such as a musician or actress, who must act and date as if she is a lesbian for publicity. They are also usually not allowed to date men until their contract is up, to keep it from being found out that they're not really lesbian.

Lydia: Each girl in T.A.T.U. is a contract lesbian.
Brandon: What the hell is a contract lesbian?
Lydia: You know, they acted like lesbians 'cause it said they had to in their contract, just so "All The Things She Said" would get airplay.
Tony: So they're not really lesbians, but rather they just get paid to act like they are in public?
Lydia: Exactly.
Daniel: Damn.

by Quack Quack January 30, 2006

Lesbian Sex Story

Me and my bestfriend Autumn recently moved in together. This is something that we have wanted to do our whole lives. So one day I go out to get grocerys. When i came home there was Autumn lying on the bed naked, with her bra and underwear spinning on her finger. Autumn asks me "Are you ready for me?"

As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."

I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"

"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.

I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"

She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.

"Autumn im going to cum"

"Do it" she tells me.

I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.

"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn

We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.

"wow have you read lesbian sex story on urban dictionary"
"yeah of course im fucking horny"

by hot lesbian sex stories March 19, 2021