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Lazy game

When your dropping game of people of the female gender.
Usually said by friends in a way to make sure the woman your talking too will never speak to you again
Friend: *flirting with girl*
Twat: *walks past* "I see you dropping that lazy game"
Friend: *realisation that this girl is now going to never speak to him again*
by TheCumGuzzler123 October 11, 2022
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Lazy Teabag

When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.
Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag
by TheMasterDisasterofWords November 18, 2017
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Lazy Maisy

a cute name for a female who is so ridiculously lazy its unbelievable.
My god Aisha hasnt done anything today, she is such a lazy maisy
by Smurfypoo November 17, 2009
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The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
by Dumple Foreskins December 15, 2014
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lazy far

When something isn't too far away, but far enough to not bother getting when you're being lazy.
person 1) why didn't you just get your towel like everyone else you look like a complete twat

person 2) because the changing rooms were lazy far!
by ShyShatPMSL October 9, 2011
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Lazy stroke

When a male is having sexual intercourse and is too late in pulling out before ejaculation.
I was smashin' this chick the other day and I caught a lazy stroke. My pullout game is getting weak.
by DSkeet June 16, 2019
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Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.
Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
by StayFocused September 1, 2017
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