lay root

:to engage in sexual intercorse

"I sure would like to lay root to her."
"she needs the root layed."

by w4rl0ck1 May 28, 2007

Lay Time

Intentionally waking up early to lay in bed and taking the time to collect one's self. Such as checking the weather, email, facebook, etc.

I have a test this morning, good thing I had my lay time.

by LayTIMe October 25, 2011

Lay it on Thick

To honk at a person, place or thing for an excessive period of time. Usually done to express negative emotions.

Not to be confused with a dollop of daisy, which can be a single or series of short honks. A dollop of daisy is usually used to express positive emotions.

Bobs lay it on thick at Tranny!

by Kate Yochai August 4, 2008

laying pipe

Doing a great big dump that renders the toilet unusable for the next hour due to pungency.

"Where's Tim? He's been gone for half an hour."

"He's laying pipe.

by turqoisenoise April 4, 2011

lay a pipe

taking a dump, roping a growler,dropping the children off at the pool, pinching a loaf, faxing the president, building the hershey highway,dropping a log, tapping a colon, releasing the anaconda

I have to lay a pipe soooooo bad the turtle's peeping outta his shell!

by endoscrapy October 18, 2008

laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

by Tom January 9, 2005

lay the wood

1) When the boner pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a "WONK!"
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table

1) He just laid the wood on her last night
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.

by CanUHearMeNow408 May 1, 2003