3 definitions by CanUHearMeNow408

1) When the boner pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a "WONK!"
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table
1) He just laid the wood on her last night
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.
by CanUHearMeNow408 May 1, 2003
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1) arm gesture where the arm is dropped directly down, mimicking def. 2
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants
1) he layed teh wood
by CanUHearMeNow408 May 1, 2003
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1) The male sex organ
2) Third eye, cock, penis, dick, Johnson, shotgun, BONE
3) Clinton's weapon of choice
1) Boy: Hey suzie! look at this!
Girl: what is that? its so tiny!
Boy: its my meat wrench! wanna see what it can do?
2)Snoop Dogg whipped out his meat wrench
3)I say lop off his meat wrench and be done with it
by CanUHearMeNow408 May 2, 2003
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