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eating watermelon

Chinese netspeak.

Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.

Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.

A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)

B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
by fw103 August 28, 2021
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Eating Watermelon

Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.

Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.

A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.

So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
by SxHustles December 5, 2021
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unripe watermelon

Looks really good on the outside, gets you excited, when you open them up there dry, green and bitter and filled with large seeds.

(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)
by insulthoover April 25, 2022
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what the watermelon

same meaning as what the heck but for all the OGs and lit kids
what the watermelon jacob?! that is my meatball!
by lil meep December 14, 2018
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IQ of a watermelon

"Bro did you see octavia today?"
"Brutha she has the IQ of a watermelon"
(Implying she is retarded)
by ChUnkEy KAUrrY March 12, 2020
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Knife the watermelon

A task so easy that even 9 year olds playing COD could do it.
Student 1:Wow that quiz was easy
Student 2:Yeah it was almost like having to Knife the watermelon

Student 1:What?
by Tyf555 March 16, 2021
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gellin' like a felon eating watermelon

an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.
Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.
by burningking1472 April 7, 2011
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