Lamesque

From French -esque (“-ish, -ic, -esque”).

Meaning in the style or manner of being lame.

Gentleman 1: Carrot Tops jokes were rather lamesque.

Gentleman 2: Yes, quite. Much like other jokes he has tried to grace us with...

by Woffard/Petty October 24, 2012

Lamesies

Term used to say to someone who is acting uncool. May also be used to define a situation that is uncool.

Buddy: Hey do you wanna hang out tonight?
Guy: No I can't. My mom is making me stay home.
Buddy: Aww, lamesies

by ayjayhunnie February 11, 2013

lambskyn

A latex condom which DOESN'T protect against HIV or AIDS, but feels .... Luther Vandross good.

Baby, I don't want your nigga child, so slip this on for me ... (needs visual here - hands a lambskyn to his partner).

by KALI November 7, 2014

lampster

When you're as red as a lobster and as tall or long as a lamp!

Your boyfriend comes home and is super sunburnt and when he takes his hat off there's a line where the red starts. Looks like the top of a lamp. And if he is tall, he is a complete lampster!

by Sassykat May 22, 2014

lamestest

Lamer than lame. The lamest of the lanes.

She's definitely the lamestest.

by Lamestest September 3, 2015

lampshitter

A person that speaks their opinions where it is unwanted, someone who believes they have bright ideas but they are truly shit.

My professor is such a lampshitter, he spent all of class lecturing about how the world would be better if he ran it.

by SAS(SY)quatch May 27, 2016

Lamesplain

When someone dumber than you gives you a condescending explanation of something they know less about than you do. Mansplaining from a stupid person.

1:You need to make your resume nice or no one will hire you.

2: Don't lamesplain shit to me, you haven't worked in two years.

by Lusciousron June 22, 2016