loose lampshade

The act of stretching one's vaginal lips to completely cover another's skull.

"dude, she pulled a loose lampshade over my head!"

by cody chapman January 19, 2009

Eya Lads

An enthusiastic greeting from a northern chap

Trevor: Eya Lads, I'll have a pint of Barbus...Ah it drinks itself.
Paul: Sally and Sue?
Trevor: Ooh Aye

by TomLewis12 August 10, 2017

Ladybug lands on you

Only happens when your financial future looks bright and you are about to be approved for a quarter million. To ensure this happens, you must give your husband endless blowjobs and sex until the approval actually comes or else you may end up disappointed by the decision

A ladybug lands on you. So take off your pants.

by Scongeeli August 24, 2018

the lads

a group of individuals with undiagnosed adhd who need fidget toys to focus and buy them for each other. also hyperfocus on the same the together like true lads do.

eyy me and the lads been binge watching the dsmp for the past 4 months, i wonder what the next phase will be.

by gayapricots July 5, 2021

Cunting The Lads

Colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.

It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.

Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.

Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.

Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.

Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.

by Earnesto Cullonesto February 3, 2012

Lamesha

A player or two-timer; someone who is able to keep several men on the hook at once; lots of lovin to go around

Damn, she got how many men!? That trick is a Lamesha...

by Ashcake February 4, 2010

Lampshading

When girls wear skirts without underwear

“Hey you see that girl, she’s lampshading that shit!”

by Camisloser42069 February 8, 2018