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puppies fucking kittens

1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words
Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.

Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man

Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?
by tkettle June 29, 2010
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Discord kitten

Commonly used by twitch streamer Quackity a discord kitten is a person who you care for and spoil with presents equally like a sugar daddy would to a sugar baby
George you are my little discord kitten”
“I’m gifting you this Kia Soul Bad (BadBoyhalo another twitch streamer)because you are my discord kitten”
by Floppydiscordkitten June 29, 2021
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Kitten

A slang term for Ketamine. It is a white powdery substance that induces a state referred to as "dissociative anesthesia". Also known as kitties.
Who's got kittens?!
by sdlknfdaabsjkl October 4, 2010
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runescape kitten

When a kitten is on a high level of addiction on runescape and will violently strike down anyone in the game and in real life if it is disturbed at any level.
i went to go talk to my runescape kitten, but then it attacked me and slowly ate me. it went back to runescape and is now the best player in the game.
by Ryan, Matt, Tab, Sab January 17, 2011
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Fuck Kitten

A small attractive female (commonly with a tight poon and asshole) that you want to pick up and throw on your bed and get naked with.
A fuck kitten is a mature women who is about the size of a 12 year old. Yet doesn't look it. 5 feet tall or less. Any age!
by Duhrtymofugga August 27, 2012
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Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.
ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..
by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 21, 2009
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kittens

poker chips for demons
or food for those hungryer ones...sick
usually very cute
small offspring of a cat
often reffered to as"evil with a cute face"
"i bet 22 kittens and raise you 5"
kitten pizza
awe kittens!
look its a kitten
omfg its a kitten..how cute run for your LIFE!!!!!!
by misssmartypantslolpants January 29, 2009
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