Kindergarten

The 0th grade

I was a kindergarten teacher for 11 years

by 459395 April 2, 2022

Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022

Kinderguardian

A player who is new to the community of Destiny or Destiny 2, a franchise made by Bungie, the creators of Halo.

Hunter: "Look at that kinderguardian over there! How is he having so much trouble with those Dregs?"
Warlock: "You were one once too, you know... We all were. Ain't his fault he hasn't learned to go for the head yet."

by Kael'Alanai Revy'Ru'un December 7, 2022

kindered

Katerino's the one, partner, family, best friend, everything

Katerino and Kindered are happy together.

by Kindered_spirits January 30, 2023

kincentive

Nepotism.

Trying to mooch off your rich uncle can be tough; an often-effective kincentive is to plaintively remind said "loaded" elder dat you are of his own flesh and blood.

by QuacksO March 30, 2023

Kiegen

Kiegen is a small woman who has feet like a hobbit.

She’s kinda funny but mostly sad. Sometimes she smells funny but her cuteness makes up for it.

If you find a kiegen make a wish because she is very rare.

WARNING: If you are near a kiegen make sure to stand back because she will buck like a horse.

If she bucks at you throw food immediately.

Look at the Kiegen buck with her big feet.

by Large Dong King April 10, 2023

Kinder

To take a kinder means take a huge cock in the ass

Person 1: Man wanna play chess?
Person 2: man you already know that if you play against me you take the kinder

by Cocombokinder June 4, 2023