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Kinder pingui

Similar to normal blowjob, however for classic version of Kinder Pingui receiver must be white. Dick is covered with shit, as well as l, there is shit stuck in urethra (looks like Kinder Pingui bar). Can happen after anal sex. Popular in Alabama.
"-Oh man, I've tried ass-to-mouth wih Cindy last night. She did it even when my dick was all in her shit. Some even stuck in my pee hole!
-Haha! Nice man! You gave her nice Kinder Pingui! She must loved it!"
by Grandol August 24, 2021
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Kinda gay

when something is sorta sus and may appear to others as romantic advancements for the same sex or when you are doing something gay while interacting with your s/o and then decide that it was actually pretty gay even though you both are gay
s/o "that was kinda gay of you"
you "we're literally dating"
by Sammy<3 December 17, 2022
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Three Dates And Flowers Kinda Girl

The kind of girl who doesn't put out easily, Usually requites at least three dates and some flowers, and no, just sitting on your couch watching a movie doesn't count as a date. Take her to dinner, park your car and look at the starts, Just go somewhere and do something. These are the kinds of girls you take home to your mother, but she just might give you head on the way there.
"Bro, did you tap that?"
"Nah man, she's the three dates and flowers kinda girl."
by shannonann May 25, 2014
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marvin's room kinda night

One of those nights were you stay up late and feel sad asf the whole time as you constantly try to distract yourself with social media or movies or such. Marvin's Room refers to Drake's song "Marvin's Room", which is a really emotional song and can really give you the feels no matter when you listen to it, but if you listen to it on a night like the one that was just described, shit hits even harder.
This a marvin's room kinda night fr 😔
by TheGreatSkape September 20, 2021
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kinder surprise

The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.
Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!
by addigator February 7, 2008
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Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)

“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.

When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
Can be used in phrases such as:

Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”

Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”

Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
by 8Woody November 8, 2009
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Kinder surprise

The term "Kinder surprise" refers to a black person trying to act as if they are white, hence why a Kinder surprise is black on the outside and white on the inside.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.
Sam: Did you see that Kinder surprise over there?
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!
by Tali xox June 28, 2014
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