Columbus Keith

The coolest content creator that is sober and thriving. Thrifting by day, stiltwalking by night. All whilst building a community of sober, like-minded individuals. Also called the Manic Messiah. His followers are called his disciples.

A- “Did you see that dude walking downtown on stilts? He looks like a chill dude!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”

by MediumMF July 17, 2025

Keith

The new east side rapist that has it out for pregnant girls likes to knock them out when they dont wanna be near em cause he has that look in his eye and drewel on the side of his mouth

You look like keith right now reggie bitch

by Ricklamb69 July 28, 2022

Andre Keith Braugher Is Kira Stephanie Cummings

Andre Keith Braugher Is Kira Stephanie Cummings

Andre Keith Braugher Is Kira Stephanie Cummings

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

keith

keith is the best person in the whole fucking world. he will be interested in anything you say. he will always try to make you feel better when a jenesis rips your heart out. he doesn't really like relationships but always complains. he is so patient when he helps you with work. and he will always try to get you to read the book he just finished or watch the show he's watching so you can watch it together. he is very short but is energetic.

keith is amazing and every one should get one

by daddypigfuckinghatesyou August 22, 2022

Keith Dent

A bald headed saint that helped conceive the individual known through his online title 'plaqueboymax'. Keith is an all knowing entity with the brain power of Megamind.

"Yo did you hear that Keith Dent was on another Plaqueboymax stream?"
"Stfu nour😂🙏"

by ivanityg November 18, 2023

Keith

The whitest name a white man can have to their name

Guy 1: Is that Keith?
Guy 2: Damn

by OneArmLegend December 4, 2022

Keithing

(Verb or gerund) used to describe a rockstar lifestyle, one which normally involves multiple women, guitar playing and living life to the full, regardless of age.

Dude 1: Luiz is such a player. Playing music to live audiences, chasing every single woman and living life free and easy.

Dude 2: yeah, he’s just Keithing about

by Bermuder April 24, 2023