If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.
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A zookeeper/animal keeper, animal rights activists, or animal keeper hobbyist, who thinks they are the most exceptional person to care for all living things. Similar to the popular social definition "Main Hero Syndrome (MHS)". Not a clinical definition but forms of narcissistic, racist and sociopathic spectrums are present. Individuals do have the tendency to self proclaime themselves on same tier as famous wildlife conservationist and fictional characters (Ex. Jane Goodall, Steve Irvwin, Mowgli, and Tarzan).
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This term can be used to describe someone who knows or believes they know everything about a particular or specific subject.
This term can be used to describe someone who knows or believes they know everything about a particular or specific subject.
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She operates as both emotional support and damage control unit, ensuring the twink’s chaos remains adorable rather than catastrophic.
She operates as both emotional support and damage control unit, ensuring the twink’s chaos remains adorable rather than catastrophic.
"Dude, did you see what that guy was doing last night?”
“Yeah, thank God his twink keeper was there or he’d still be dancing on that bar"
“Yeah, thank God his twink keeper was there or he’d still be dancing on that bar"
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