Jesus, is a man that will take your belongings and claim that it's his. Especially when it comes to girls. He will definitely steal your girl super quick. although, when he does still your girl, he will treat her like a princess and then leave her after a couple days. Jesus is a heart-breaker like any other man, but a real dangerous one. Also really lazy.
by ali gonzales January 4, 2018
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Jesus is an amazing person
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Get the jesus mug.Jesus is a smart boy that everyone thinks is going to fail in life. He alwas thinks less of himself when he should not. Everyone well be lucky to have as a friend. If he make a mistake he try to fix it no matter how big the mistake was. When he’s mad he likes to spend time alone to take off his steam . He also is a nerd that has a huge creativetity but for some reason he always looks sad when he really he’s feeling no emotion. Jesus is a weird and complex kid to understand. But when you get to know him he’s one of the kindest guys you’ll ever know
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fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.
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I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.
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