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jesus saved me from skittles
by grayson alexander November 1, 2019
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jesus

not satan
have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan
by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020
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Jesus

Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists
by Gigimooshi January 29, 2019
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Jesus

Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion
Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE
by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021
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Jesus

Sum guy w/ a famous dad
'jesus is ma G'
by d1mzy February 18, 2018
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jesus

fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.
jesus is not anyone savior
by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020
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it jesus

information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.
I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.
by Doolbox March 13, 2008
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