Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists
by Gigimooshi January 29, 2019

Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion
Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE
by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021

fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.
by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020

information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.
I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.
by Doolbox March 13, 2008
