Jared

An oustanding everything. He can literally do what ever he wants when he wants.

That guy is so cool. He must be a jared

by Kid in the box January 29, 2015

Jaeden

Jaeden is a funny guy. He has a big dick but can be annoying. Usually has no girlfriend because he cant pull. Jaeden is the type to name his dog poopy.

Its funny because Jaeden thinks he can pull mandeh

by Thicc nigggaA November 28, 2018

jabed

Jabed is the type of person to create a happy, funny environment while lifting everyone's mood 😄. He also is very attractive to girls especially South Asian girls.

Jabed is the bestest person to be around as he can make a sad person happy

by Jack Jones12345 January 20, 2021

Jared Van Houten

In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.

Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.

by John Brokowski May 20, 2011

Pearls Jamed

This is result of recently attending a Pearl Jam concert.

Hey Brad, did you get your Pearls Jamed this weekend?? Yea kick ass concert!!!

by doc hargrove October 17, 2008

Jaedon

Sissy boy

Jaedon is a sissy boy.

by Peanutpairsh April 24, 2020

Jared

A person you can count on to bring Alize to a party.

Do we have any Alize? No, but Jared should be here soon.

by fastwalker December 1, 2011