jape

To sodomize one with a rusty rod, no longer than 4 1/2 feet, with a diameter of at least six inches.

I japed my ex-girlfriend in a rather passionate fit.

by Davezor January 22, 2004

jappish

An annoying often loud mouthed little slanted eyed person much like a munchkin but of the jap decendency.

Jon Gosselin is so jappish, but Kate is a real sweetheart.

by jeffbo September 10, 2009

Jasper

A product that is being sold as new but in reality is used or refurbished

"I bought this thing online as new, but it came with all these scratches and markings all over it!"

"You must have bought a jasper."

by hocusxpocus September 5, 2009

japed out

see riced out

by deadly July 29, 2003

Jappy

Fucked up, messed up, weird, unplanned, hot mess, disaster, wrong place wrong time.

Jilll: I banged 3 girls last night but my girlfriend doesn't know.

Emily: damnn, thats a jappy situation..

Joe: Dude, this girl Kathryn cummed all over my face last night.

Vince: That's jappy mann.

by Emiline Sun September 1, 2011

Jasper C

anyone named Jasper and last name start with C will try to suck his own 2 inch dick and gay for his entire life

Guy1: yo bro what a jasper c
Guy2: *dies

by pp_hard October 15, 2018

Jasper

A Jasper

OMG A JASPER

by THE dumbledore May 24, 2020