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January 10 

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 10
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day
January 10 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 15

National show your tits and pussy day.
Guy:yo its January 15
Girl:here u go bby. *shows her tits and pussy

January 11

January 11 is known as National Straight Day, no matter what is your sexuality you have to be straight that day. If you are born on that day you will never be gay and always straight. Born on any other day on January besides the 11th, the 4th, the 9th, and the 15th you are gay.
That guy has to be born on January 11!
January 11 by NoHomoMan October 18, 2019

january 19,2011 

a predetermined date of where 3 secretaries of the united states military branches gather and put their name in a hat to decide who will take office if the president is assassinated. one name will be picked and most likely will be ray Mabus which is the name "Mabus0" which Nostradamus predicted to be the last antichrist who is the secretary of the navy who of which has several friendly ties to middle eastern leaders (good and bad). there are 7 Russian nuclear bomb cases missing with bombs in them. who would want bombs like that in the first place? and if Mabus has ties to the middle east and if "you know who" has the cases and if Mabus becomes president and put that together and there you go. you have yourselves a disaster in plan. but it may not occur until a couple days perhaps a month after Mabus is in office
terrorists, betrayal, destruction, January 19,2011 disaster
january 19,2011 by Chazzmaster November 4, 2010

January 10 

National eat Bekfast Day
"Hey it's January 10th looks like it's time to eat bekfast."
January 10 by Ms. Mayo January 7, 2020

January 15 2004 

Your probably a 2000's kid. I was born in early 2004 and got to experience the mid and late 2000's which were arguably the best time to play video games such as COD WaW and MW2
"Hey nigger i was born in 2004"

"Oh... What month?"

"January"

"Mmmm.... What day?"

"The 15th"

"Lets have sex!"

January 15 2004