Shootin' the jam

The act, often done by a small child, of vomiting repeatedly with an aimed projectile finesse.

After sampling the week old turkey from the counter, Indiana was shootin' the jam.

by Johnny Lashwhip January 13, 2011

Jam Juice

The Koolaid Jammers a person drinks while jamming with their band

Hey man do you have any jam juice for our jam session today?

by melb0293 March 22, 2009

Cum jam

Is where a male ejaculates semen and mashes with his/her's feces together inside the anal cavity, forming into a jam substance.

Person 1: How was your date last night, dude?

Person 2: Weird, she wants me to make cum jam and put it on her toast.

Person 1: Wow, what a freak she is!

Person 2 : Please help...

by FvcknMe July 9, 2018

sample jam

when the isles in a grocery store become impassable due to the number of people stopped for free samples.

Oh crap, we had better go down the frozen food isle, there's a sample jam over by the baked goods.

by BurroughOwl May 27, 2012

Jam the ham

The act of female masturbation or sex

"Think Sarah's jamming the ham in there" "Gonna jam the ham tonight with Sarah"

by DaddyChungus October 27, 2019

geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.

"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."

by Sanderling October 1, 2006

Spoiled Jam

what you'd call someone for having too much empathy, for being miserable, for being cruel, or for being straightup obsessed with gore. can be used in any context except sexual.

"you're such a spoiled jam, bro..."

by SpoiledJam March 26, 2021