Jake

1) The biggest fuckboy hypocrite to ever exist on this earth

2) The guy who has no friends
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Jakes

An alternative to 'Jokes"
" I got arrested yesterday"
"Dude really?"
"Jakes!"
"You got me"
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by ravens52fan37 August 09, 2008
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A sexual action performed by a male getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a women's mouth. The women does not swallow the semen and instead spits it out onto the mans head. She styles his hair with the semen into a point and then lets it dry and harden. The man then sticks this hair dildo up the women's vagina.
Dude 1: Guess what your Sami and I did last night?
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.
by jakeyascrub November 01, 2012
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A fat-ass who tricks people into being friends with him, later to act like he hates them.
Uh why did that Jake have to walk in here? He's so fat.
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A known retard who likes to jump out and flash the women on his street. He is a chronic sufferer of gangrene and ingrown toe nails. Used to describe something that smells really bad. Often makes you wander, why was he born?
"hey i farted"
"yeah that's so Jake"
by EMMMAMAMAMAMAMAMA August 29, 2008
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