Jake 

Simp

“Damn Jake, why you simpin so hard?”

Jake by Jakeisasimp123 February 19, 2020

Jake 

a boy who doesn’t listen often and is quite stubborn. can be loud and obnoxious, but has a sweet soft side.

“Jake disrupted the class again today, but he’s only like this after a fight with Beck.”

Jake by smlltiddyycomitte March 28, 2020

Jake 

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)

Please don’t jake me

Jake by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020

Jake 

A very odd boy who is very ugly and has many pimples. He loves technology and politics and is usually very funny but can be extremely annoying at times. Over all jake is very lovable although gets made of by other stupid boys. We love him.

Person #1: oh did you hear what jake did
Person #2: ya it was so funny

Jake by annaissocoolomg September 25, 2020

Jake 

Someone who is tall but dumb and good at soccer

Jake is very dumb

Jake by I’m a physcopath October 11, 2020

Jake 

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.

Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.

Jake by user213283 October 11, 2020

Jake 

Jakes are the best and will stay by your side ❤

Jakes are good people and good friends

Jake by anonymous November 19, 2020